Thursday 30 April 2009

Is this normal?

Is this what they're doing now? And why the Apple logo? Did they pay her to do this?!

WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO HAPPY?!

Wednesday 29 April 2009

The 25 Most Ridiculous 'Emo Boys' I could find on Google Images

Although not many people would admit it now, back in the day we all went through our megascene, emo, Myspace-obsessed phase. However, none of my male friends ever went as far as wearing a full face of make up and trying as hard as humanly possible to look more feminine than their girlfriends.

These guys did.

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or...?

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18. What? Is that a female constable's hat?

17. The lacy curtains really add to the suicidal feel he's going for.

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6. There's some speculation over whether this is definitely a boy.

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I'll probably do a similar entry on emo/scene girls soon. It was hilarious finding the pictures for this.

Monday 27 April 2009

A Cappella

I just discovered the most amazing A Cappella 'group' from Minnesota (in the US) called The Carleton Singing Knights. They're incredible! Go to this guy's Youtube account to watch all the videos. This isn't a suggestion. This is an order. These guys are fricken awesome.

I found them because there was a link to them, from the Youtube page of these guys, who have covered the Doug theme song. A Cappella. The DOUG THEME SONG.

Why don't we have cool stuff like this in Colchester?

Oh, wait, because Colchester is shit and most of the people in it don't even know how to tie their own shoelaces.

Sunday 26 April 2009

I hate... daddy long legs.

Don't you hate it when you run into the bathroom, literally seconds away from pissing yourself, and as you shut the door you notice the daddy long legs flailing towards you? And when you stumble back, trying desperately to avoid this hideous insect in the smallest room in the house, you fall back into the bath and have to scramble up and open the door before it gets to you? Yeah, I hate that.

Also, I'd bet money that it somehow managed to make its way through that inch-and-a-half gap of the open door and into my bedroom, but I won't notice until I'm in bed and comfortable.

I swear, if that fucker's in my room it's going into the fan.

It knows. It's watching you.


EDIT: IT DID, IT FUCKING DID!

"Sieg heil." Yes? No? No.

I can't decide which annoys me more - Black Nationalism or White Supremacy.

Why don't all the Black Nationalists and White Supremacists have a big battle, Lord-of-the-Rings-esque, like real men? Because, quite frankly, I'd love to see a fight between these guys:

and these guys:

The lamest lonely (emphasis on lonely) hearts ad on Craigslist ever. Ever.

"I love converse tennis shoes, especially my pink ones... " - I think that's proven my point. If you're not convinced, check out the photos.

Click to enlarge & laugh heartily. By heartily I mean, at him.

All hail Soap & Glory

I recently (like, two days ago) bought some Soap & Glory products. I bought the Spa iFoam Ultra-Creamy Bodywash and the Peachy Cream Big Butter Body Butter - they are amazing, everyone should buy this brand. It smells amazing. It looks amazing. Retro is in. Ergo, Soap & Glory is in.

Also, I will blogging a lot to make up for the, oh...eleven posts that I accidentally deleted? (By eleven, I mean every blog entry I had posted).

FML

I just managed to delete all my posts. Sweeeeet.

I hate everything.